come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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