Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
