i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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