youre lurking in front of me
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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