11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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