Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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