it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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