so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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