How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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