just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
this boner is exhausting
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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