Where did you get a picture of my penis
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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