that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
