Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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