Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
