I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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