pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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