it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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