Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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