return my video game
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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