The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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