forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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