Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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