I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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