its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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