ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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