I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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