In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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