Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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