YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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