I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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