whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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