so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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