My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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