...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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