Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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