thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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