Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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