come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
