I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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