I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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