Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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