Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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