I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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