kristin has been a bad kristin
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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