What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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