I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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