we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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