Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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