Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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