Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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