Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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