Kiss
Puke
i just had sex bonerless
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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