For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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