Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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