Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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