god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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