No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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