what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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