im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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