every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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