shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Plan B is the new Plan A
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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